ISSUE #01
Standard Cleaning
For homes that are lived in, loved in, and occasionally lose a fight with the laundry basket.
From $90 for a studio and one bathroomGet backup →
THE GRIME SIGNAL IS LIVE
Book your cleaning mission!
Tell us where the mess is hiding, choose your mission, and head straight into booking.
CHAPTER ONE: THE MESS STRIKES BACK
THE GRIME SIGNAL JUST GOT BIGGER
Grime picked the wrong house.
Grime-fighting cleaning missions across the NC Triad, Moyock and Northeast North Carolina, the Outer Banks, plus select Chesapeake communities.
10 years in the field · No cape fee · Judgment free
Your dust bunnies have been warned.
HOMES ✦ OFFICES ✦ AIRBNBS ✦ MOVE INS ✦ MOVE OUTS ✦ DEEP CLEANS ✦
CHOOSE YOUR MISSION
Every mess has its arch nemesis.
Pick the level of backup you need. We will handle the dramatic ending.
ISSUE #02
The Oops Reset
Deep cleaning for buildup, mystery corners, and grime that has started paying rent.
Studios from $150 · homes from $250Get backup →ISSUE #03
Commercial Cleaning
Offices and small businesses, because your break room should not have a backstory.
Small offices from $90Get backup →ISSUE #04
Wash and Fold Laundry
Drop off the laundry pile. Pick it up clean, folded, and stripped of its villain arc.
1 load $30 · 5 loads $85 · up to 20 lbs eachGet backup →SIDE QUESTS:Fridge $25Oven $35Cabinets $15 per roomBaseboards $5 per roomWall washing $15 per roomCarpet stairs $25Ceiling fans $5 each on Standard CleaningHousekeeping laundry add-on $10 per loadDishes $35
POW!There goes the grime.
THE ORIGIN STORY
Meet Shawn.
Your grime fighting bestie.
I started cleaning at 19 alongside my mom, learning that a fresh room can change how a whole day feels. Ten years later, I have battled dirt, clutter, mystery stains, and enough villainous roaches to earn the cape.
OOPS BRANDS brings dependable work, positive energy, and absolutely no judgment. Life gets busy. Sometimes your home needs a hero. Sometimes it needs a hero with elbow grease.
“Wait… did it always look this good?”The official sound of mission accomplished
THE $60 GRIME DROP
Two rooms. One tiny price.
Book two hours of detailed cleaning in two rooms of your choice for $60 total. We dust, wipe down surfaces and moldings, vacuum, sweep or mop as needed, and provide light organizing when time allows. Kitchens are excluded. The grime is already filing a complaint.
A little mission briefing: Grime Drop includes two hours of detailed cleaning across two eligible rooms of your choice, excluding kitchens, at qualifying addresses in its existing limited service area. It is not a full-home cleaning, Standard Cleaning replacement, or full Oops Reset, and appointments remain subject to availability.
Book Grime DropUnlock your first Standard Cleaning for $95!Paid in full to lock in your mission.
Your first Standard mission gets a clean, simple price with no extra promotion steps.
Unlock my missionFROM OOF TO OOPS!
The evidence is spotless.
Real before-and-after missions. Watch grime lose the plot.
THE GRIME SIGNAL IS LIT
Ready to restore order?
Tell us about the space, your priorities, and the mess currently acting like it owns the place. Deep cleans receive a consultation and custom quote.
MISSION INTAKE
Choose your missionNo membership required. No surprise pricing. No villain monologue.